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RED (2010) FIVE TOP HATS
Well – the wife and I went to see RED (Retired Extremely Dangerous) today at the theater and we both came out if it very impressed and in agreement that it was much better than we thought it would be....
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LOOPER (2012) FIVE POCKET WATCHES
I’ll be honest – I had been reading so many good reviews about this movie that it was really putting me off watching it. Plus – what’s up with Gordon’s nose prosthetic?? Warily I rented this a month...
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UNBREAKABLE (2000) FOUR TOP HATS
(Poster by ARTFLAKES.COM) My first post-SHITFEST post… : ( SNIFF… that was so much fun… someone get me a tissue…. I went and saw this in the theater on a date with the pre-wife wife and when I came...
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A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD (2013) THREE POINT FIVE TOP HATS
I remember when this came out and everyone went to the theater to see it and then came back and dogged it very harshly on their sites. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever read anything positive about...
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A QUICKIE WITH MRS. THE IPC: THE EXPENDABLES 2
This segment is to try and prove to people that I don’t only watch horseshit, non-mainstream movies and that I’m not totally insane. LOL (The next morning) MRS. THE IPC: What did you think about that...
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SHITFEST 2013: FALL ~ A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD
BY: BANANAS ABOUT MOVIES A Good Day To Die Hard: Shitfest Edition Alfred Hitchcock once said, “Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.” I don’t know whether John Moore read that quote...
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SHITFEST 2015: THE EXPENDABLES (2010)
THIS ENTRY SUBMITTED BY THE VOLUPTUOUS: Shitfest 2015 – The Expendables Once upon a time, a young man named Sylvester Stallone had dreams of becoming a film star. It was a good dream and over the...
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HALF ASS REVIEWS: MUNICH AND THE LAST BOY SCOUT
MUNICH (2005) Once again, Steven Spielberg gets in the Director’s chair to weave an award winning saga about a certain era in the history of the world – this time he takes on the underground world of...
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CATCH .44 (2011) TWO TOP HATS
When was the last time Bruce Willis gave a fuck? I mean, he obviously didn’t give a shit about Die Hard 5 (which I kind of liked, dissenting from popular opinion) and Red 2 was FUCKING TERRIBLE… I...
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